How you doin' out there?
Ya ever seem to have one of those days
Where it just seems like everybody's tryin' to be woke
From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?
Well, ya know, I thought I had seen just about everything
But I found something that I hadn't seen
Let me tell you 'bout

Sittin' in the classroom five days every week
Walkin' to the bathroom now to take myself a leak
I get relief, but see on the wall
Something that I thought can't be there at all

Tampons in the boys room
Tampons in the boys room
Teacher I'm aware of the change in the rules
Everybody knows that tampons are for sale in schools

Man, what in the world, a mistake is what I fear
Those things are for girls, yeah, now why would they be here?
My buddy Steve and Mick and Paul
Their purpose must surely be to confuse us all

Tampons in the boys room, yeah
Tampons in the boys room
Teacher I'm aware of the change in the rules
Everybody knows that tampons are for sale in schools

[harmonica & guitar solos]

Put me to work in the school book store
Can't sell tampons, that's not my chore
You can still get them, for I checked around
If you go looking, you know where they'll be found

Tampons in the boys room, yes indeed I saw
Tampons in the boys room
Teacher I'm aware of the change in the rules
Everybody knows that tampons are for sale in schools

One more

Tampons in the boys room, hoyoh
Tampons in the boys room
Now, teacher I'm aware of the change in the rules, for
Everybody knows that tampons are for sale in schools