Song Parodies -> "Pickin' On The Ones' Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Smokin' In The Boys Room"

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Original Performer:

"Pickin' On The Ones' Guy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(Spoken)
How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days
where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from
your pacing all the way down to your humor and wit? Well,
y'know, it used to bug me just about all the time. But I found
a way to get over it. Let me tell you about it!

(Sung)
Posting on Amiright
Thinking we should brag
But reading all that voter yap
Can be a drag
We know we're great
And he knows it too
But we get so annoyed
At votes less than two!

Pickin' on the ones' guy
Pickin' on the ones' guy
Now, authors, don't you even say I'm a prude
Cause everybody knows that voting all in 1's is rude

I'm writing parodies
Trying hard to get a laugh
Ones' guy has some gall
Voting ones' on his behalf
Don't understand what humor he likes
Is it possible that he's doing it out of spite?

Pickin' on the ones' guy
Pickin' on the ones' guy
Now, authors, don't you even say I'm a prude
Cause everybody knows that voting all in 1's is rude
Amiright?

Oh, write me a poem
Make fun of some song
Check your pacing
Don't rhyme it wrong
Users are reading
Everything you post
But don't let that guy
Voting ones bug you most

Pickin' on the ones' guy (Yes indeed, I was)
Pickin' on the ones' guy
Now, authors, don't you even say I'm a prude
Cause everybody knows that voting all in 1's is rude
1 more!

Pickin' on the ones' guy
Yeah, pickin' on the ones' guy
Now, authors, don't you even try to say I'm prude
Cause everybody knows that voting all in 1's is rude

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Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Good parody. Maybe there should be one about anonymous 2 and 3 votes, too..:-) 5's

Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

One-derful addition to the One's Guy/Gal Parody Genre.

alvin rhodes - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

looks like the ones guy hasn't seen this one yet....5s

Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

alvin...shhhhh. ;)

Scrawny Johnny - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm just a little confused...isn't this song originally sung by Motley Crue or did they do a cover this song?

Tim Mayfield - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Scrawny Johnny, Brownsville Station wrote this song, Michael Lutz & Cub Koda have the copyright, if you want to search the net. Both are Brownsville Station members.

Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Smokin'!

Tim Mayfield - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Michael. Thanks Ones' Guy! (At least we know when you read our stuff!) :-)

Claude Prez - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

What Johnny D said; great stuff.

Scrawny Johnny - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

That's cool! I didn't know that, but now I do! And by the way, I do like this parody...very clever and funny, so don't think I didn't read it!

I Kill Triple One Voters For Sport - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody was NOT off paced.

Dylan Baranski - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Personally, I feel you should only vote 111 on a parody if it really is that bad. Then again, if you're genuinely angry for some reason (*cough* Super Bowl XLII *cough*), then go ahead & fire away! Just don't leave a very nasty comment. Try to be as polite as possible with comments.

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