So I'm getting circumcised, it's a bummer
Rabbi, I'll sue if you miss!
I'll send your *ss to court!!!
Put away those d*mn scissors!!!!
Squealed at a Bris

While your chopping at my pole with a hammer
Got to ask why you do this?
I'm thrashing with my screams
Stay away! You Farshtinkener*
Squealed at a Bris

I'll sue you! Got no d*mned right!!!
I'll tear, my voice yells, "A Chaleyre*!!!"
I'll cuss and drastically scold you
Cause Rabbi you pulled out pube hair!!!
Now I got to say, "Kush meer in toches*!!!"
Knowing the loves I'll miss
So let me switch Jewish to become a Buddist
Don't feel like a Bris

(Very Painful Instrumental)

Yes, I must have been a fool just to come here
Cause now my manilyhood's missed
I'll send your ass to court, just to buy a new member
Stealed from a Bris
Peeled from a Bris
Shield from a Bris