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For laughs, read "Dubya's Dayly Diary."
Mad Kane's got Bush down to a "T".
The words she's written make us laugh and cry.
Portrays Bush as a goofy guy.
His polls have now gone down.
The Shrub's not like before.
He could still blow it.
His handlers know it.

Is Bush affronted by her writing there?
Bet he pretends he doesn't care.
Shrub's not immune to being spoofed or miffed.
Her essays: thumbtacks on his chair.
Mad doesn't try to hide what Shrub may have denied:
He could still blow it.
His handlers know it.

As Bush tries to rule for life,
Mad will skewer that dull knife.
Indiscreet kings have no mind...

For laughs, read "Dubya's Dayly Diary."
Mad Kane's got Bush down to a "T".
Her words may make him sick, and fears to grow.
Demeaning Dubya's monarchy.
The Shrub's true rotten core is something else to see.
He could still blow it.
His handlers know it.

As Bush tries to rule for life,
Mad will skewer that dull knife.
Indiscreet kings have no mind.
Indiscreet kings have no mind.