[Ugluk:]
You! Hobbit!

[Merry&Pippin:]
Yes Orc?

[Ugluk:]
I've got something to say

[Merry&Pippin:]
Uh huh.

[Ugluk:]
You'd best not try
to
run away...
So we reach Isengard
Without a delay

[Merry&Pippin:]
Oh S**t.

[Ugluk:]
The forest is wide but we'll cross it, hobbit
This orc band is mine, and I'll boss it, hobbit
So run, and don't make me force it, hobbit
I've one thing to say and that's sod it, hobbit
Run, won't you!

So try escape and you'll cop it, hobbit
You'll scream, and you'll beg me to stop it, hobbit
As I make you a "John Wayne Bobbit", hobbit
One more thing to say and that's sod it, hobbit
Run anew

Where's the ring you hairy-footed joker?
There's three ways that this can go
That's bad, worse or mediocre.
Oh H-O-B-B-It
It's time to go

[Merry&Pippin:]
Oh, why do we always have bad luck (Ugluk)
You know that your smell makes me upchuck (Ugluk)
You're really an uggerly dumb schmuck (Ugluk)
I've one thing to say and that's f**k, Ugluk, .... you too.

Ugluk...

[Ugluk:]
Oh... hobbit

[Merry&Pippin:]
We're f****d...

[Ugluk:]Grrrr...Hobbit.

[Merry&Pippin:]...so are you.
[Ugluk (together):] What I'm ****ed too?

[Merry&Pippin:]
There's one thing we won't do - ah - oo.

[Ugluk:]
And that's see Saruman who will rob it, hobbit
Which is why he gave me this job-it, hobbit
Ain't no way I'm going to stop it, hobbit
I've one thing to say and that's sod it, hobbit
****ing MOVE!

Sod it, Hobbit.

[Merry&Pippin:]
Ugluk, you're f****d

[Ugluk:]
Sod it, Hobbit.

[Ugluk&Hobbits:]
Time to moooooo-
-oove