Freeze! I'm Ted Bundy!
I'll tie you to the bed and do everything to you!

This is the story of Ted Bundy the meanest prick from old Washington state.

He was the meanest prick!
From old Washington state!
He was the meanest prick!
He's really full of hate!
He had no soul at all!
No no no soul at all!

He was the meanest prick!
He drove a VW Bug!
He's evil thin and thick!
He was a nasty thug!
He took a girl along!
She won't last very long!

Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
Never seen his dad!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He turned out so bad!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
Has evil in his eye!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He left that girl to die!

He left a trail of death!
Across the USA!
And when one girl was killed!
He really had to pay!
He had no soul at all!
No no no soul at all!

Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He took that girl's life!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He pulled out his knife!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
His luck has ran dry!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
The cops knew he had to die!

He met a girl he liked!
She went and rejected him!
One day he informed to her!
He no longer cared 'bout her!
He didn't care at all!
Just didn't care at all!

Here is a special bulletin!
Ted Bundy is the FBI's most wanted killer!
His poster is hanging on every college wall!
If you have any information about this killer!
Please contact the nearest police station!

Don't you dare move! Try to run or you'll die!

One day he killed a girl.
It was his final day!
The cops arrested him.
Ted couldn't get away!
With evidence they had.
It made him mighty mad!
And so he's finally jailed!
He figured he had failed!
He couldn't win the fight!
He went out like a light!
And that's my tale to tell!
Ted Bundy burn in Hell!

Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
Never seen his dad!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He turned out so bad!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
Has evil in his eye!
Teh teh teh teh-Ted Bundy!
He left that girl to die!