Song Parodies -> "We've Got to Fight"

Original Song Title:

"We've Got Tonight"

Original Performer:

"We've Got to Fight"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This sounds like the kind of song my evil twin brother Bernard would have written. But he's been awfully quiet since the Mets blew it last September. Wonder where he's been...

I know it's late.
I know you're leery.
I know your hands
curled into fists.
Still here we are
both of us angry
longing for belter
'cause we are both pissed.

Why, you look worried.
No one will care, boy.
You will see stars.
They're not far away.
We've got to fight.
Meet me tomorrow.
We've got to fight, buddy.
Down you will stay.

Deep in my soul
I've been so angry.
All of my goodwill
fading away.
I want you dead
like everyone else does.
People will still hate you
even after today.

So there it is, boy.
I've said it all now.
And here we are, buddy.
What do you say?
We've got to fight.
Meet me tomorrow.
We've got to fight, buddy.
Down you will stay.

I know it's late!
I know you're leery!
I know your hands curled into fists!
Still here we are
both of us angry
both of us angry!

We've got to fight.
Meet me tomorrow.
One round to last.
I'll make you pay.
Turn out your lights.
Come meet my hands, now.
We've got to fight, baby.
Down you will stay.

We've got to fight.
Meet me tomorrow.
One round to last.
I'll make you pay.
Turn out your lights.
Come meet my hands, now.
We've got to fight, baby.
Down you will stay.

Oh!
We've got to fight!
Meet me tomorrow!
One round to last!
I'll ma-a-a-ake you pay!
I'll turn out your lights!
Come meet my hands, now!
We've got to fight, baby!
Down you will stay!

K... O...

Down you will stay!

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