I e-mailed pages, but I did not kill Shondra Levy.
I e-mailed pages, but I did not drown Mary Kopechne.

I know I was drunk.
Don't blame the GOP.
I need to go to drug rehab
Just like Patrick Kennedy.
Just like Patrick Kennedy
I say:

I e-mailed pages. I just love their innocence.
I e-mailed pages. I can't practice abstinence.

The Dems always hated me
For what I don't know.
I'll do like Jim McGreevey,
And write a book about my beau.
And write a book about my beau.
I say:

I e-mailed pages. I was nothing but benevolence.
I e-mailed pages. It's better than Bob Dole's impotence.

"The bitch set me up" one day,
And my e-mails are known.
All of a sudden he tells the press,
Aiming to bring me down.
And he brought me, he brought me down.
I say:

I-e-mailed pages. Not a vast right-wing conspiracy.
I e-mailed pages. But I did not get a Lewinski.

One day he walked past me,
And I e-mailed how I felt.
A river can be frozen now, but
One day it will melt.
Yes, one day it will melt.
I say:

I e-mailed pages, but I did not kill Shondra Levy.
I e-mailed pages, but I did not drown Mary Kopechne.