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Song Parodies -> "Sling Blade"
Original Song Title:
"Godzilla"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blue Oyster Cult
Parody Song Title:
"Sling Blade"
Parody Written by:
Cherrios
The Lyrics
Hmm my second Sling Blade song. I don't think this will do very well as the previous. Its also my 13th I believe. Eck boo. heh oh well here it goes.
With a sack of books and a terrible grunt.
He
Helpless people in a bible-belt town.
Let him work on their lawn mowers for extra cash.
He picks up the kaiser blade, sharpens it down.
As he walks across the street to kill again.
Oh no, they say he's gonna blow,
Go go Sling Blade,
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, he done killed Doyle .
Go go Sling Blade, yeah
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, they say he's gonna blow,
Go go Sling Blade,
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, he done killed Doyle .
Go go Sling Blade, yeah
eeeoweeoo
Sling Blade!
Sling Blade Blade Blade Blade Sling Sling Sling
Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade
Eats biscuts again and again
And a little bit of mustard never killed anyone,
SLING BLADE!
He
Helpless people in a bible-belt town.
Let him work on their lawn mowers for extra cash.
He picks up the kaiser blade, sharpens it down.
As he walks across the street to kill again.
Oh no, they say he's gonna blow,
Go go Sling Blade,
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, he done killed Doyle .
Go go Sling Blade, yeah
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, they say he's gonna blow,
Go go Sling Blade,
eeeoweeoo
Oh no, he done killed Doyle .
Go go Sling Blade, yeah
eeeoweeoo
Sling Blade!
Sling Blade Blade Blade Blade Sling Sling Sling
Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade Sling Blade
Eats biscuts again and again
And a little bit of mustard never killed anyone,
SLING BLADE!
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