Song Parodies -> "Bernin' For You"

Original Song Title:

"Burnin' For You"

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"Bernin' For You"

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The Lyrics

I've poked fun at Donald Trump enough times; now it's time to take on another presidential candidate.

Some say he's scary
Some call us lazy
Some call us crazy
Don't mean much to me

Some say he can't win
Some say he's too old
Some folks are just cold
They don't bother me

Bern is the man
Bern is the guy
I'm gonna vote for him now and that isn't a lie
To break up those banks is the right thing to do
So I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you
I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you

Cruz is a crackpot
Trump is a bigot
Hill, I can't dig it
They won't get my vote

Socialist action
Socialist reform
Socialist platform
Really floats my boat

Bern is the man
Bern is the guy
I'm gonna vote for him now and that isn't a lie
I've seen states that work nicely in Europe, it's true

So I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you
I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you

Bern is the man
Bern is the guy
I'm gonna vote for him now and that isn't a lie
Shut down private prisons is what we should do

So I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you
I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' for you

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Rob Arndt - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

555 more votes for Bernie! Although a Right-wing REP, I like Bernie Sanders as a person. I will parody him, but just lightly. I think it's grossly unfair that Hillary has taken advantage of his vow to wage a positive campaign. She's attacked his age, claimed he is not reality based, and has tried to label him a one cause candidate.

Partisan - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Well, each of those charges she leveled at him is pretty demonstrably true; but they're true of her too. Kind of reminds me of the punchline to a joke about a witness at a trial involving two men who've been arrested for assault and battery for getting into a fight with each other. When the lawyer asks him to recount what they said, he replies "Well, I don't rightly recall just what they said, except that each one was callin' the other one what they both is!"

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