I remember
When the doctor tied us up
And he said he had a plan

Waking up from the anesthesia
Someone’s tugging at me from behind
On my hands and knees and I can’t get up
Doctor’s yelling at the one in front

I try to move my lips but can’t start screaming
And then I realize your butt is there
At least my nose ain’t plugged, so I’m still breathing
But I can’t talk, so all I do is stare

I remember
When the doctor tied us up
And he said he had a plan
I remember
What the doctor said he’d do
He is such an awful man

Listened as the front guy started talking
And he said, I’ve got a gift for you
He whimpered and apologized so softly
But there was nothing that he could do

I remember
When the doctor tied us up
And he said he had a plan
I remember
Back when I could eat real food
This procedure needs a ban

Doctor’s laughing at his creation
Pain is coursing through me with poo
The floor is brown and moist like my new diet
How can God allow this kind of thing?

I remember
When the doctor tied us up
And he said he had a plan
I remember
Back when I could eat real food
This procedure needs a ban