Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

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The Lyrics

In the universe of my fanfic The Real Smash Bros. (found on FanFiction.Net), the Ice Climbers are Christmas fanatics. While living in the Smash Mansion during their time as Smashers, they heavily imposed the holiday upon the other residents. They also recorded two albums of Christmas songs, the first featuring a hit cover of Pokemon Christmas Bash's Under the Mistletoe to the tune of RHCP's Under the Bridge. After leaving Smash, in 2016 they revisited the idea of singing Christmas tunes to the tune of secular popular music for an entire album. One of the songs was a cover of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" to the tune of "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath (for which they extended the second verse by two lines).

I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true all I want for Christmas is you

All I want, for Christmas is you, oh yeah

I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas day
I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow
I just wanna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe

(guitar solo)

I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight holding on to me so tight
What more can I do, oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you

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