You step onto the Enterprise,
It’s what you’ve always yearned.
Your contributions to mankind
Shall be tenfold returned.
The mission will continue on,
Exploring strange new worlds.
Life will be sought, you’ll boldly go,
Secrets will come unfurled.

Nobody will ever let you know
If Picard or Kirk’s the best.
They just tell you that you’re on your own.
Fill the blanks with all the rest.

The Klingons, Borg, and Romulans,
They want to see you burn.
The Prime Directive governs you,
It tells you where to turn.
You’re wishing that the Neutral Zone
Could hold for one more day,
And you don’t care if the red shirts
Can’t get back on their way.

Nobody will ever let you know
If Picard or Kirk’s the best.
They just tell you that you’re on your own.
Fill the blanks with all the rest.
You Trekkers!

[guitar solo]

Where will you go to?
What else will you do?
Plotting your headings,
Will you find a clue?
Dilithium crystals
Get you going fast,
But when they run out,
How long will you last?

Everyone around you,
Why’d they come along?
God knows as the Cap knows
If it’s right or wrong.
Star Trek, bloody Star Trek,
There’s lots more to do.
Living for exploring,
Explore all of you.