(Music starts.)

Out of Stoli* cause I cannot cry.
Out of cigarrettes because I wonder why.

(Interlude.)

I complain to Michaels all the time.
I try my best to entertain, all the time.

(Lorne Michaels walks out of his office.)

Won't you please give me a break?
Please Sir!.....

(Interlude, as Lorne Michaels ignores her.)

I need a role to show my talents in good light.
I get cast as a housewife all the time!

(Guitar solo as all the male cast members are working and having a good time.)

I need more Stoli to drown out my pain.
I need more ciggarrettes to juice up my brain.

(Interlude.)

As you see me smile and hug on the stage,
I am hiding my dissapoitment and dismay.

(Lorne Michaels re-enters his office, pays her no mind and slams the door!)