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Song Parodies -> "Burger Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Burger Man"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

My first Black Sabbath parody. Anyways, Burger Man is a superhero I made up who has the power to conjure hamburgers of different types & with different effects. Backstory: Rick Richardson was just a normal guy who worked at a fast-food place, until one night when he was working overtime. A bunch of bad guys held up the place & grabbed the cash from the registers, but they wanted to break into the manager's office to find a safe & rob it, so they interrogated him for some reason. He refused to answer, so they dunked his head in the french fry oil & left him for dead. He survived, but his face was badly scarred, forcing him to wear a mask. Somehow, he got the hamburger-conjuring power I mentioned before, and thus, he dedicated himself to fighting crime. One example of this is being able to throw exploding hamburgers. As usual enjoy the parody
(I AM BURGER MAN!)

Has he lost his face?
Can he fly deep into space?
Can he fly at all?
Or if he tries, will he fall?

He was left for dead
When in oil they dunked his head.
They just left him there,
Why should they even care?

He put on a mask,
And now his ultimate task
Is to go fight crime
For the safety of mankind.

Bad dudes all want him,
Though they failed the first time.
Now he’s got burgers,
That he’ll use to fight crime.

Burgers he will use
As a gadget to defuse
A situation,
Despite scorns of the nation.

They almost had him,
They left him for dead.
They didn’t kill him,
Now he’ll have his revenge.

[guitar solo]

Burgers that he throw
May be normal or explode,
Don’t mess with this guy,
Or else you’ll surely die!
P.S., I'm sorry that you weren't able to leave comments on my parody Moscou. I forgot to turn that option on by mistake. I never do that on purpose. So, if you've any comments about that parody, please leave them here.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Susanna Viljanen - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice. Here's a 555 gram steak.
Dylan Baranski - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Mmmmm...steak.
Ann Hammond - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Good
John Barry - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious.
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Delightfully odd, Dylan. I can already see Kyle from Tenacious D playing him in the movie. 555
Below Average Dave - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Well. . .that was very creative. . .Burger Man, ah. . .Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup and some cheese. . ."Burgers that he throw May be normal or explode" . . .sound like I better get some anti-acids. . .that sounds like a hot dinner

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