Has he lost his dinner?
Can he eat or is he thinner?
Can he move or go,
Or if he eats will he blow?
Is he fat or heavy?
Has he pizzas within his chevy?
We'll just pass him chips
why should he even tip?

He was turned to celluite
in the great Lazanga diet
Where he ate all the food
for the thrill of being rude

Nobody feeds him
He just eats at the table
Planning his breakfast
that he will soon eat Maple

Now the meal is here
for Fa-at Man to drink beer
Breakfast from Burger Chef
Eats the muffin he once kept

Nobody feeds him
He just eats at the table
Planning his breakfast
that he will soon eat Maple

Heavy hips of mustle
fills his stomach with a table
Eating as fast as they can
Fa-at Man lives again!