Whats the matter with the meat Im eating
cant ya tell that it's color is white
Manwich I will buy and save a dollar
and I put it on bread named Rye
Where have you been hiding out lately honey
if you wanna eat the real thing, you will spend much more money
every body's talkin 'bout this new manwich, funny,
'cause theyre still sloppy Joes to me

Whats the matter with this meat Im trying
cant ya tell that no cows were slaughtered
Should I try to put some Spam on the fire
We're better getting pizza ordered
Now a-days Mad Cow is too influencial
your best bets fake, baby, make it a lentil
Some spunk, green funk, also made from old junk
theyre still Sloppy Joes to me

oh, it doesnt matter if you flood it with capers
'cause it always gonna not be meat
Theres a new brand around
but you cant put it down
'til you really try and have it to eat
and you'll see that it tastes sweet

how about a kind of pinkish green spunk
and some souce that is three months old
well it could really be a good dinner, baby
kinda like you'd get from Mcdonalds
Dont waste your money on a big steak thats cheeper
you get less cal'ries eating Spam, made from sneakers
bad taste, new wave, food crave, anyways
they're still sloppy Joes to me

Whats the matter with the meal Im eating
dont ya know that its made from dust
Should I try to eat something thats been murdered
if you do then you payed too much
Dont ya know about the meat's tasting, honey
oh, it comes from cows and it costs much more money
bad taste, new wave, food crave, anyways
they're still sloppy Joes to me

every body's talkin 'bout this new manwich, funny,
'cause theyre still sloppy Joes to me