It's five o'clock, I don't know what day
The regular clown shuffles in
That orange man, he's the president
Makin' up some statistics again.

He says, "Doc, can you solve this emergency
I'm not really sure how it goes
Is it bad that I tweet that I know it complete
Is it something to do with your nose?"

Oh Blah blah blah, bli blah blah
Blah blah blah, di da da da dum

Tell us the News, you're the Corona Man
Tell us we'll be alright
Well he's got a degree in infectious disease
And Fauci is leading the fight

Now Fauci the Doc is a friend of mine
He takes his job seriously
And he's not here for jokes, I'd take notes if he spoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "God, this fool is just killing me"
As he brought up his palm to his face.
"Well I'm sure that I should be in quarantine
If I could get out of this place"

Now Doc is a real immunologist
He's got a nurse for a wife
And he's says please stay six feet, from all the folks you meet
Wash your hands, it might save your life

And the Doctor's not driven by politics
He just wants you to keep your ass home
As we try to avoid Coronavirus
You're better off drinkin' alone

Tell us the News, you're the Corona Man
Tell us we'll be alright
Well he's got a degree in infectious disease
And Fauci is leading the fight

If you need to know this, it's a Saturday
And the doctor's just cracking a smile
'Cause deep down he can feel, we're all trying to deal
With this new way of life for a while.

Cause the musicians, they cancelled all festivals
And the pizza guy delivers beer
We can’t sit at the bar, we just Zoom from afar
And say, "Man, what the hell's with this year?"

Tell us the News, you're the Corona Man
Tell us we'll be alright
Well he's got a degree in infectious disease
And Fauci is leading the fight