Heard a buzz in my right ear,
Near sleepin', I'm real close
Flip an instinctive finger to shoo it away..
Off he soars through the house,
Comes back, landing on my bedpost..
Stares at me with a sneer, rascal's fixin' to play

I don't need no damn fly buggin' me on a hot...night,
I don't want Vinnie Price here, invadin' my home
It won't be very long till it's over, his fly....life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone..

Nobody said I had to offer him a second chance
Or said how long I must put up with his six leg dance
He don't belong, his ass is wrong
He'd better change his sport
I'm not his airport..

If he values his wings, he won't mess with my ear space
Since my di-vorce I don't sleep with nobody else..
Better sooner, than later, should head for his own place
Either way it's okay, swatter's here on the shelf...

I don't need no damn fly buggin' me on a hot...night
I don't like Jeff Goldblum, here, invadin' my home
It can't be very long till it's over, his fly...life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone

Nobody said I had to offer him a second chance
Or said how long I had to endure his six leg dance
He don't belong, his ass is wrong
He'd better change his sport
I'm not his airport.

It can't be very long till it's over, his fly life
If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone..
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If he don't want it shorter, he'll leave me alone...