He’s got us toys freaked out in Andy’s Bedroom
Sid’s a boy with dynamite in his hand
That’s why in here we hide
And never set foot outside
We’d be dead cause this kid is bad

Life was fine until Andy’s Birthday Party
In a closet is where Buzz Lightyear hid
I’m enraged “You can’t fly!”
Such a charmer and so spry
I let him meet that Bully named Sid

These toys ganged up on, Me, Woody
I knocked Buzz out a window
It was an accident and I didn’t mean to maim
Potato Head said “Scrap him for parts!”
Soon they all beat me to the bone
Then his cowboy knew this spaceman needed saved

Well, I hitched a ride with Andy to the gas station
That’s where Buzz Lightyear seemed to track me down
Fought till from the van we fell
And that’s when life went to Hell
Shipped to Pizza Planet with a frown

(Piano Interlude with Little Green Men and The Claw)

From in the Claw Game that douche-bag captured Woody
And caught Buzz so “Let’s have fun” said Sid
We knew danger we were in
When Spud chomped that alien
Now we were hangin’ with Bully named Sid

All the toys in here were scary
It was like the Twilight Zone
And quite soon a huge rocket in the mail came
“Send a Spaceman into Orbit”
Or watch him just explode
This would be a big thrill or Buzz would be flames

With these freaks like that robot baby we planned
To save Buzz with a rocket on his back
We may have scarred Sid for life
But he’s done with all that strife
Became alive to stop his evil plan