My friends, all mock-what I-drive-today
My regular car, I-brought-in
There is no one, sitting next to me
'Cause-there's-no seat-for-them-to sit in

There is one car that's still in my memory
No one's really sure how it goes
It was bad, it was sleek-and-it couldn't compete
It fish-tailed and spun down the road

My Maz da, My Maz da
Maz da, My Maz da, Maz da

Will I live long? Pick a Tarot man
Only the strong survive
Will my head be replaced by a cavity
I can't shake this feeling of fright

Now I, bought-the-car, from a friend of mine
The bill of sale was, tax-free
He-could-do-the-back-stroke, else he might-have-just croaked
As-we-slid-off-a-bridge, him-and-me

It's the bill I received that is killing me
And-the-cause, defect-in, the-crankcase
Yes I know that I should sell this f'ing car
Get-one-with a-longer wheelbase

Oh, My Maz da, My Maz da
Maz da, My Maz da, Maz da

Rainfall is-a-threat-and-it tops-the-list
It causes the car to-jack-knife
If the road is too curvy, I'll roll topsy-turvy
The-only-way-out-jaws of life

And I hate this old practice of bait-and-switch
It's how you-the-consumer gets-boned
You are sharing your ink with unholiness
When you sign off on your used-car loan

Guardrail head-on, then a panel van
Must have been quite a sight
As the ambulance pulled away hastily
They yelled "don't go into the-white-light"

It-was-shitty-was-loud, scared the cat away
The bad muffler put me on trial
When replacing-it-me, they did try to deceive
As they said "It-should-last for-a-while"

And the deathblow, it pounced like a carnivore
As a megaphone yelled "Please Stand Clear"
And I watched from afar as flames burned up my car
Nothing left but a re-tread goodyear

Oh, My Maz da, My Maz da
Maz da, My Maz da, Maz da

Made it this long, Rx7 fan
No need for those last rites
'Cause that old death trap is-in-car-heaven-man
And you're drinking heavy tonight