Well, I start with a smile
Say I've got an idea
I'll explain what I mean when she's finished her beer
And I play an example, it's on the PC
I ask, would she like
It - a four-way: three women, and me?

Well, I tell you my love
Didn't say that it's hideous
All the things that she saw
On those downloaded videous
And when I ask what she's thinking, she just says "We'll see..."
Ooh, I'm getting excite-
-Ed - a four-way: three women, and me

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Oh! one takes care of herself
She can watch if she wants
One gives head all the time
Oh! One forever "puts out"
And indulges in sin
But that isn't a crime

Then she promised me one
Of her friends is a dancer
So I asked does that mean
It's a positive answer?
And she tells me it's yes
But she'll choose who they'll be
Game is on, now, woo hoo!
For a four-way, three women and me

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Oh! One might look like an Elf
Like Liv Tyler, oh, yes
But man what a surprise
D'Oh! When the door-knocker goes
And guess who comes in:
Three, like, "Chippendale" guys

Then she asks if I mind
She's unspeakably cruel
They all do as she pleases
All I feel is a fool
Now it can be downloaded:
The video's not free
'Cause the most I can do
Is make money from you
It's a four-way: my woman, plus three