well I'm standing here with pants falling down,
now the people see my stripes that are brown
as they laugh at me I die inside,
feeling so low, wanting to cry

well my mother made the pant legs tooloose,
and I think they would fit a big moose
and when they dropped down so low,
I took a chance,
penguin-y dance

and I'm standing here with pants falling down
and we're heading for a night on the town
and it's getting hard to walk this way
as I'm holding up my pants falling down
keep on looking, and you'll see me flop out
oh the promise if you should gaze
watching it grow,
you'll be amazed
now the flagellations showing for all
but they're cold now, please help me not fall
now, they're falsies, baby they're not real,
silicone orbs,
here, have a feel..
and I'm standing with my pants falling down
and it's not so youud that you see my mound
several people have just looked away,
every one took a little quick look
at least as far as I could tell, what they took
and something happened on the way to this place
I'll grab canadian flags , hide my face
and I'm standing here with pants falling down
now I'm probably the talk of the town
and I won't be coming back here again
after standing here with pants falling down