Got a call from an old friend, with her, my wife's real close.
Said she couldn't go on lying to me this way.
Closed the ranks, left the house, 'cause I'm freakin' from her boast.
Now I'm in a divorce trial routine from her lay!

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm all right.
I don't want you to tell me what she's got at home.
I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!

Never said her brand-new girlfriend told me she's the boss.
Never said she didn't like me, though she calls me "Ross."

I don't belong. Don't get me wrong.
She's out of her mind
if that girl's her kind.

They will tell you that girls who like girls have their strange ways.
Then they'll tell you don't cry if she boinks someone else.
Ah, but sooner or later, in court, you'll make both pay.
Either way, find new lay, or you're stuck with yourself.

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm all right.
I don't want you to tell me what she's got at home.
I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!

Never said her brand-new girlfriend told me she's the boss.
Never said she didn't like me, though she calls me "Ross."

I don't belong. Don't get me wrong!
I can't cha-cha-cha
in menage a trois!

I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(repeat 'til fade)