in my room in tokyo,
I dreamed of miss kamoto
and with the bed a jerkin,
as my dream it was working
as I was playing with myself

ah yes I I do it every night
my hands are strong, I do it right,
well I wait so long to feel that nice vibration,
and I keep playing with myself

ah playing with myself
ah oh oh playing with myself
I feel like Mr. stupendo,
as I'm playing nintendo
yes I'm playing with myself
ah oh oh oh

I do it mostrly undecover
lara croft is my new lover
but her digital eyes, never see us guys
we just keep playin with ourselves

so let's think about these words,
is Malky right out of his gourd?
if the censor's smart, this song will soon impart
of people playin with themselves,

ah playing with myself
ah oh oh playing with myself
I feel like Mr. stupendo,
as I'm playing nintendo
yes I'm playing with myself
ah oh oh oh