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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No McNuggets When They're Gone"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't No Sunshine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bill Withers
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No McNuggets When They're Gone"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
This is a parody about the lady in Florida who dialed 911 after she went to McDonalds and they told her they didn't have anymore McNuggets. Holy catastrophe Batman! Deadlier than an earthquake, more violent than an armed robbery, its......life without McNuggets. I bet she called 911 after her drug dealer ran out of crack too!
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
There's no happy meal today.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, call 911 and complain.
Wonder what you'll eat when they're gone?
Wonder what you have to say?
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, an Officer is on the way.
And oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no ,oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..
Hey you shoulda left your cell phone home.
But ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone, an Officer is on the way.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
There's no happy meal today.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, call 911 and complain.
Wonder what you'll eat when they're gone?
Wonder what you have to say?
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, an Officer is on the way.
And oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no ,oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..
Hey you shoulda left your cell phone home.
But ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone, an Officer is on the way.
Ain't no McNuggets when they're gone.
And this emergency ain't no joke, I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
I suspect its fowl play.
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As I told TSB, I don't know what I'd do if McNuggets are gone from McDonalds. I loved them then and I love them now. They taste a lot better dipped in BBQ sauce. Here, take 555 more McNuggets with 555 BBQ and Sweet and Sour Sauce.
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