This is a gas! ;D Good job, Mark!

"Passing" you thanks, OMR!!

One wind-breaking parody, Mark, though silent! 5's!

Five flutterblasts and plotchers.

Flatuations of thanks to you Christie & 2Eagle!

Letting loose with 5s!

5 nose pegs, 5 butt corks & 5 bullets in case the first two don't work

Dropping it on Iran is a good idea (and a good line), but unfortunately, gas warfare was outlawed by the Geneva Conventions. .... pushing the song list of this genre one worthy entry fart-her. 555

A can of Lysol & thanks to you Fiddlegirl and to Andy, thanks for the "plug"!!!

They say silence is golden, but not in this case..great job

Further negotiations on gas warfare & thanks to you TT! Sweet smelling thanks to you, AFW!

What a great title! I'm still laughing and more so after the parody too.

i get your message loud and clear

Fresh breath of thanks to you Timmy & Alvin!

Mark - You're a fart smeller - er I mean smart feller for writing this.

Pay toilet lament:

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to schit but only farted,
And as I sit in fume and vapor,
I won't need the toilet paper.

"Funkin' Jack's ass, fetch your mask, mask, mask."

This parody really stinks - but that was the point - well done, Mark. This one registers a 5.55 on the sphincter scale.

Sphinctering clouds of thank you's your way, Guy!! LOL! Great joke!

Where's poomaster when you need him?

Silent thanks to you, Max!!

SOTM = Stinker Of The Month?

It's raining birdies! LOL! Great lyrics. :o)

(SOTM-Sep-09)

Mark - You continue to amaze me with your parody skill - see my comments above. Smelling, er I mean reading this one again still brought out my sophomoric sense of humor - well done.

Sweet smelling thanks to Peter, Bulldogms & Guy!!!

(SOTM) Fart parodies are hard to do wel, so good call on focusing on the effects rather than the cause. Kinda hard to follow, but that's my problem, not yours. 555 for you *BLAT* oops, excuse me.

Thanks, bobpie!!!

SOTM...a little stinky for my tastes...; ) Nice work, though...many smiles!

Thanks, Arwen!

I need a gas mask.... 555

The odoriferous emanations flowing from this song are much sweeter than those of its subject. It may be bad to be on the receiving end, but sometimes it's fun to clear a room :) 555 tons of toxic gasses to you!

If you're gonna do a fart parody, you've got to blow it loud and proud and way over the top. I think you managed that with a bit to spare :-)

As many people know I'm not a fan at all of Fart Parodies. I find them to be crude and childish and not high class and sophisticated like Fat Parodies (lol jk). This one was meh... A few good lines, but I was never really big on the topic so there you have it. 5's anyways because the work itself was good.

Gaseous thanks to DJ, Mademia, Phil & matthias!!!

How do you know what people do when I let out a silent fart? Great job 555

Sweet smelling thanks to you, Jack!!

(Artistry) Like I've said before, I'm not the biggest fan of potty humor. So on that note, it's just not my style. But judging purely on the writing quality, this is a great parody Mr. Scotti!

Thanks Blaydeman! I do not normally write this type myself, but after the title "popped' into my head, i had to run with it and, I have to say, i was pleased with the clever results.

A fart parody done well is a thing to behold. Made me laugh!

Same opinion as before. I have done one burp parody but never touched a fart parody before because (and this is just my own personal belief) I find them a tad immature and not really all that funny. This one was pretty good and there were a few good subs in this but it's hard for a fart parody to make me laugh.

Thanks Agi & Matthias(this one was more light hearted...for those who have farted...LOL)

Gas well done is funny, "Maturity" is defined differently by different people, gas is a natural thing, and you have to admit that when there is dead silence and things get boring, someone letting one rip is just funny. . .especially if its someone who is snotty and proper. . .it also is entrenched in mainstream society (even Finding Nemo uses lighthearted gas humor) I don't understand the judgmental stance many on this site hold against "Immature" humor, especially as a South Park loving community, which as a show is obsessed with gas humor (Every time a character dies they exaggerate the gas passed as a person dies, they have an episode dedicated to smearing poo on the wall, Cartman often has gas, etc). . .and our Idol, Weird Al, has had references to gas in his own work, Mark--your parody is funny, a great title switch--Matthias is a good friend of mine, but I've always vocally disagreed with him on this one, gas is a natural thing, and done well--can be funny-even hilarious. . .is this the best gas parody I've ever read? No--but its better than my one and only gas parody, Wind Beneath My Butt, and its certainly among the better gas parodies I've read--so my long rambling is almost done, I just wish pre-judgments based on 'ideals' of what is 'mature' could be put aside--though I know I also hold biases against certain types of parodies (lists for example) I am able to overlook them if done really well, as long as it doesn't cross too far with regards to Religious oppression or force, political stereotypes that are lies or unfounded, racist in a mean spirited way, homophobic (again mean spirited) etc--again all these things have exceptions and in the right hands can be handled in a funny way. . .but gas, in honesty, just isn't a tip toe issue for me, its funny or its not funny-and here it was funny

THANKS to you, Dave, and your wonderful light on my gaseous subject!

(Artistry) http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2006/06/the_british_roy.html. "makes fresh napalm proud", heh heh.

Thanks, Rex and LOL at the ROYAL 'POOFSTER"!!!

(Artistry) See above!

Thanks, Bobpie!!

Artistry...I'm the first to admit that I'm not above fart humor. Fart jokes make me laugh. As did this...=)

"Sweet smelling" thanks to you, Arwen!