Song Parodies -> "Howard Dean's Leading in Taxachusetts"

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"Massachusetts"

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"Howard Dean's Leading in Taxachusetts"

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The Lyrics

As for the other 49 states, well, does the name McGovern ring a bell?

Howard Dean is leading in Taxachusetts,
Something tells me Joe Liberalman will lose
When the polls all came out in Taxachusetts
The next Dukakis, they just could not refuse.

Dean got all his views in San Francisco,
The far left wing is what he wants to be
When the polls all came out in Taxachusetts
They said Howard Dean would make the best Commie.

Talk about the left in Taxachusetts!
All the crazy politics I've seen,
When the polls all came out in Taxachusetts
Those people really like Mr. Howard Dean

He'll win November in Taxachusetts...

�2003 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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John Jenkins - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Good parody, Michael. I suspect that Dr. Dean will carry his home state of Vermont and the District of Columbia (as well as Massachusetts), but there do seem to be some similarities between his campaign's potential and the campaigns of McGovern and Dukakis.

Johnny D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Yes, good job here, Michael. I live in The People's Republic of Taxachusetts, and right now, there's NOBODY I really want to vote for....call me seriously undecided...but I'm not undecided about this parody - 555.

Guy - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

This one's good to go. 555 votes for Ralph Nader. Nice job.

Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Don't count your chickenhawks before they're hatched. Dean still gotta win the nomination. And I have a sneaking suspicion (is there any other kind of suspicion?) that he won't. Besides, all any Democrat has to do is win every State that Gore won last time! Which, as we all know, includes Florida! And with the economy still in the tank, our men still dying in Iraq, and bin Laden nowhere to be found, anybody who thinks Georgie is a shoo-in better think again.

Dylan Baranski - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Actually, Taxachusetts is not the same as Massachusetts. Rather, it is a place worse than Hell, for those who are too bad to go to Hell. Adolf Hitler is one of the limited population who rots in Taxachusetts.

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