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Song Parodies -> "Why Am I Alive?"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Why Am I Alive?"
Parody Written by:
Maximus Buttcrack
The Lyrics
Well, you can tell by my weight I am obese
I'm an unhealthy man, no time for diets
Loads o packs and Big Macs warm, I've been unhealthy around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
You don’t really understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Well, I eat loads and I smoke loads
And if I can't get either, I really cry
Struggle to walk with my shoes
I can’t dance and I just can't lose
You know it's alright, it's okay
I don’t think I’ll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up-cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want someone to help me
No one shall help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want somebody help me, yeah
Why Am I Alive?
Well, you can tell by my weight I am obese
I'm an unhealthy man, no time for diets
Loads o packs and Big Macs warm, I've been unhealthy around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
You don’t really understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Well, I eat loads and I smoke loads
And if I can't get either, I really cry
Struggle to walk with my shoes
I can’t dance and I just can't lose
You know it's alright, it's okay
I don’t think I’ll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up-cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want someone to help me
No one shall help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want somebody help me, yeah
Why Am I Alive?
I'm an unhealthy man, no time for diets
Loads o packs and Big Macs warm, I've been unhealthy around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
You don’t really understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Well, I eat loads and I smoke loads
And if I can't get either, I really cry
Struggle to walk with my shoes
I can’t dance and I just can't lose
You know it's alright, it's okay
I don’t think I’ll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up-cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want someone to help me
No one shall help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want somebody help me, yeah
Why Am I Alive?
Well, you can tell by my weight I am obese
I'm an unhealthy man, no time for diets
Loads o packs and Big Macs warm, I've been unhealthy around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
You don’t really understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Well, I eat loads and I smoke loads
And if I can't get either, I really cry
Struggle to walk with my shoes
I can’t dance and I just can't lose
You know it's alright, it's okay
I don’t think I’ll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The Cigarettes effect on man
I like Winston and roll-up-cigs
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Feel the McDonalds eating and my fat belly shakin
Why Am I Alive?, Why Am I Alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?, am I alive?
Why, why, why, why, am I alive?
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want someone to help me
No one shall help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, don’t want somebody help me, yeah
Why Am I Alive?
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