Song Parodies -> "Pie-Hawker"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

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Original Performer:

"Pie-Hawker"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dirty Harry gets in trouble, peeping in a window!

You Goddamn Pie-Hawker
widening your eyes
Pie-Hawker
Hot Mary surprise
Pie-Hawker
don't sit well with dudes
Pie-Hawker
Thought you were up to no good

Oh, Callahan
You came off rude
Voyeur obscenity
Oh, Callahan
You got roughed
Local boys didn't like your quicky peek

Don't stand for pie-hawkin'
Peeping despised
Keep walking
Forget Mary's sighs
Alley spying, don't play that way
Can't stand no pie-hawkin'
That isn't our way

Oh, Callahan
Up to no good
Getting an eyeful
There you go
with pryin' eyes
You were caught lookin'
you looked like a fool
Cannot ignore

You Goddamn Pie-Hawker
widening your eyes
Pie-Hawker
Hot Mary surprise
Pie-Hawker
don't sit well with dudes
Pie-Hawker
Thought you were up to no good

Girl stalking
Sign of a dirty mind
Pie-Hawker
Well, that's a crime
You think you're somebody
Magnum at your side
Dirty Harry walking
Resume your stride... out the alley

You Goddamn Pie-Hawker
widening your eyes
Pie-Hawker
Hot Mary surprise
Pie-Hawker
don't sit well with dudes
Pie-Hawker
Thought you were up to no good

Girl stalking
Sign of a dirty mind
Pie-Hawker
Well, that's a crime
You think you're somebody
Magnum at your side
Dirty Harry walking
Resume your stride... out the alley

You Goddamn Pie-Hawker

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