Song Parodies -> "Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Let it be"

Original Performer:

"Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When they wrap it up inside a bundle
something scary comes to me
really do hate that damn
Christmas tree

after an hour full of this stress
tree aint standing, floor's covered in leaves
hate to put up the damn
Christmas tree

Christmas tree, Christmas tree
Christmas tree, Christmas tree

really dislike this damn
Christmas tree

remove the broken orna-ments from their well packed box, you see
wish I still had last year's
Christmas tree

For though this seems retarded,
I must start it, with some lights, I need
hands all smell like pine now
Christmas tree

Christmas tree, Christmas tree
Christmas tree, Christmas tree

branches poke my hands, ow!
Christmas tree

after I put on tinsel
but yet still some lights are out, can't be
finding broken light-bulbs
Christmas tree

finished it, 4 hours it took
dog then knocks it down, you see
gonna murder someone
Christmas tree

Christmas tree, Christmas tree
Christmas tree, Christmas tree

really dislike Santa
Christmas tree

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royce miller - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Michael, I heard about a guy once who took his Christmas tree down to the basement every year, after the holiday, just like it was, with everything on it, and then all he had to do was go down and get it next year (artificial, of course, if you wanna real one, guess you have to go another route). Liked your parody.

Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Little angst-filled for the holidays... but i like it.

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Vent your holiday frustrations here, then go forth and PARTY !

2nz - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Bit some awkward English said frustration in over Christmas Tree, but very good.

Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

All I can think of is the tree waiting for us to put it up...yuck! Good parody 5's

Mikey - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone!

Guy - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

This was tree-mendous. Nice work Mikey.

Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent ideas and some great lines--"gonna murder someone" made me smile especially wide. This one hits close to home for me--lots of horrible memories. Thanks for the objectivity and laughs! d;:^)

Agrimorfee - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Verses 3 & 4 worked best for me. An original take on a long-time Holiday problem.

Jeff Baker - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Your rhyme of "retarded" with "I must start it" was darn clever, good and worthy of Tom Lehrer or Cole Porter! You have a knack for rhyme and rhythym, don't ever lose it! Loved the song! -----Jeff

Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment

We gave up on real trees in our home. We are proud owners of the Wal-mart, pre-strung, 7 foot fake. I love it!

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