We schemers know crime pays. Why save for rainy days?
Our lives are one big lie.
Never filed a tax return or kept a job long term.
We won't work nine-to-five.
Say goodbye unemployment fears.
My friend lost his finger and in my food it reappears.

I sued a fast food chain. The money I would have collected.
I sued a fast food chain. Had dreams of Malibu.
I sued a fast food chain and found myself arrested,
Like the others who thought they could sue and got arrested too.

When the rent is due today and you've got bills to pay.
Put a mouse in your milkshake. They'll never suspect it's you.
The Police won't have a clue. This could be your big break.
Yes you went for the touchdown play,
But how those handcuffs kept getting in the way.

I sued a fast food chain. The money I would have collected.
I sued a fast food chain. Had dreams of Malibu.
I sued a fast food chain and found myself arrested,
Like the others who thought they could sue and got arrested too.

I sued a fast food chain. That finger it was infected.
I sued a fast food chain. I pulled the old switheroo.
I sued a fast food chain and found myself arrested,
Like the others who thought they could sue and got arrested too,
And got arrested too and got arrested too.