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Song Parodies -> "Randy"
Original Song Title:
"Mandy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Barry Manilow
Parody Song Title:
"Randy"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
There is another parody with this title, but it's about something else.
I sure wish I had a wife
Or a girlfriend would be nice
I'm a normal man
A need through a zipper, standin' up at night
I might get into....
Horny for another day
Racy movies I now play
Looking at the porn
I see a mammary I like that's unadorned
How grabby she makes me
I'm randy, hell
I came and I slept without waking
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
American pie I've been baking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
I'm standing in a pick-up bar
Not too much hope, don't have a car
Caught up in a place with crappy dancing
The beers are in my mind
And nothing's romancing
I'm randy, hell
I came and I left without making
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
I tell my right hand I've been faking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
Mess today I clean
I hate the morning
Kleenex running out
Small head is calling
I'm randy, hell
I came and I wept, now I'm aching
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
The rumble below is sure quaking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
Or a girlfriend would be nice
I'm a normal man
A need through a zipper, standin' up at night
I might get into....
Horny for another day
Racy movies I now play
Looking at the porn
I see a mammary I like that's unadorned
How grabby she makes me
I'm randy, hell
I came and I slept without waking
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
American pie I've been baking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
I'm standing in a pick-up bar
Not too much hope, don't have a car
Caught up in a place with crappy dancing
The beers are in my mind
And nothing's romancing
I'm randy, hell
I came and I left without making
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
I tell my right hand I've been faking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
Mess today I clean
I hate the morning
Kleenex running out
Small head is calling
I'm randy, hell
I came and I wept, now I'm aching
I need something today
I'm randy, hell
The rumble below is sure quaking
And I'm too proud to pay
I'm randy!
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Hi,Randy! :)
I'm Johnny D, and I approve this parody.
i like it....a big improvement over the version done by mister barely man-enuff
Rick D - so your character is becoming a master at playing the upright organ. 5's.
Once again...I'm the only girl. Sheesh...5s, Rick...I liked it...
American Pie I've been baking - funny. matter of fact I feel like one now
I'm surprised it took someone so long to do this parody...very funny, Rick 555
This parody makes me proud to have a middle name like Randall
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