I Tell the Lies by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

I’ve been alive forever,
And I told the very first lie.
I put the cons and scams together.

I am Donald, and I tell the lies.
I tell the lies that make my base believe.
I tell the lies of walls and Russian friends.
I tell the lies that make the porn stars cry.

I tell the lies, I tell the lies.
My cons suck you into tangled webs.
And you give me a place in your soul.
And I can look out your rear.

I’m the best at all I try to do.
I tell the lies about my wealth and taxes.
I tell the lies about the fed shutdown.
I tell the lies that make Vladdy sing.

I tell the lies, I tell the lies.
Oh, my lies make you dance.
And gives you the strength to take a stance.
And I told some cock and bull, put you in awe.
My lies fill your brain, well, that’s a fine place to maintain.
Lies from me, believe me you.
Praise from you, believe in me.
It’s a worldwide crime spree.

I am Donald, and I tell the lies.
I tell the lies that make my base believe.
I tell the lies of walls and Russian friends.
I tell the lies that make the porn stars cry.
I am Donald, and I tell the lies.