Song Parodies -> "Bony End"

Original Song Title:

"Stoney End"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bony End"

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The Lyrics

Grabbed you with the title, didn't I? Well, it's not what you think

I was born real huge
And my poor mother wasn't thin
I was raised on bread and pasta
Till I found that fat ain't in
Now I wake and heave
I want to be a model

Looking at my bony end
I want my ribcage to show
Love my bony end
Mama, let me skip this dinner
Scale me, Mama, scale me again

I can still remember cake
I dream of pumpkin pies
But the men love their women skinny
I will keep my thinning size
An ideal to cleave
I want to be a model

Looking at my bony end
I want my G-string to show
Love my bony end
Mama, let me skip this dinner
Scale me, Mama, scale me again...

Never mind the nausea
Cause my mind is in control
Don't you worry, don't you call the doctors
Don't you call me a beanpole
Don't you ever grieve
I'm gonna be a model

Looking at my bony end
I want my gizzards to show
Love my bony end
Mama, let me skip this dinner
Scale me, Mama, scale me again

Scale me, mom-mm-mm-a......(faint plopping sound)

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