Song Parodies -> "Sports Injuries"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Company"

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Original Performer:

"Sports Injuries"

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The Lyrics

This is why I sit home and play music.

Sports injuries, sports injuries

Agony, they said playin's fun
Broken knee, cause I had to run
Oh, I was born with a skinny little bod
Now my leg's held together with a rod
But they still call them

Sports injuries
I just had to play
Sports injuries
My, it hurts today
Second one today
Now there's hell to pay

Hockey Pucks
And nasty little balls
Thrown at me with high velocity
Now these wounds
Have myself to blame
Now I'll always be feeling lame
When they ask, I'll say

Sports injuries
I just had to play
Sports injuries
My it hurts today
My third one today
Now there's hell to pay

(solo of grunting, screaming and ambulances)
(and of crowds yelling approval)

Sports injuries
I just had to play
Sports injuries
My it hurts today
My fourth one today
Now it's "Ouch!" I say

Tell me that I will walk again
Oh, not a cane
My misery
From the way I play
Knee cap is spurting
And worse, somebody scored on me
Scored on me
Woe is me

Yeah
Those sports injuries
Lookin' at blood

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