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Song Parodies -> "The Screen Ain't Done Nothin' Yet"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"The Screen Ain't Done Nothin' Yet"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I got a device program,
Let's load it right away.
My CPU's not hummin' for me,
Do not like it actin' gay.

It's not like any hum is good hummin' and,
I'll see what speed I can get, mmh
Oooh, oooh I looked to see the write retries,
Instead,

Screen ain't done nothin' yet.
B-B-B-BIOS, the screen ain't done nothin' yet.
Did something I hope I'm never goin' regret,
B-B-B-BIOS, the screen ain't done nothin' yet.

But I'm not feelin' better,
My OS is not pure,
Then up popped Dr. Watson,
Now my system's hosed for sure.

It said that 'IE SUB has lost HUB ring',
Now it wants to be RESET, mmh
Oooh, oooh I hoped to see something advise,
Instead,

Screen ain't done nothin' yet,
B-B-B-BIOS, the screen ain't done nothin' yet.
Did something I hope I'm never goin' regret,
B-B-B-BIOS, the screen ain't done nothin' yet.

Now I'm feelin' better,
'cause I found out for sure,
No more Dr. Watson,
That reboot was the cure.

Now I say any hum is good hummin',
I'll take the speed I get. mmh
Oooh, oooh I'm glad my OS didn't fry,
And yet,

There's nothing now to sweat,
B-B-B-BIOS, That old screen is out of debt,
This was something I soon will not forget,
B-B-B-BIOS, I'll just take the speed I get.

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Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Your computer's acting gay? How can you tell? Is your screen saver a pink triangle? Does Jerry Falwell know about this?
Guy DiRito - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
If I thought Falwell knew anything about computers, gay or straight I would have had him by for a consult. Actually the computer was pre owned by Richard Chamberlain. I got it for a steal on EGay er I mean EBay.
Michael Pacholek - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good comeback, Guy. You also could've said "EBay Windows," but that would only make sense in Boston, where "Bay Windows" is a gay-themed weekly magazine.
Claude Prez - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work, Guy--As usual, great pacing and clever.
Adam Zen B - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one Guy

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