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Song Parodies -> "Taken By A Spaceship"

Original Song Title:

"Taking Care Of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Taken By A Spaceship"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i saw those saucers swarmin'
i was caught without warnin'
grabbed at least fifteen of us, already
we were lifted up above
people pulled in, people tugged in
and them folks just tryin' to stay steady

then they probed our minds
not to mention our behinds
i think they mighta met up halfway
and it left me real annoyed
worse than that, i'm paranoid
i watch the skies for saucers all day

cause i was taken by a spaceship...other day
taken by a spaceship...in its ray
i was taken by a spaceship...probed my mind
taken by a spaceship...and poked in the behind
look out !

you could say that they were fishin'
on a specimen mission
and their sensors have found human fellows
if the probe they use is hard
chances are, you'll be scarred
when its sent in, you may cry out or bellow

people seized and gettin' stunned
traumatized and moribund
the aliens have left 'em that way
its their ship, you must avoid
when that tractor beam's deployed
they love to hunt for humans all day

and i was taken by a spaceship...other day
taken by a spaceship...in its ray
i was taken by a spaceship...probed my mind
taken by a spaceship...and poked in the behind

taken by a spaceship
taken by a spaceship
taken by a spaceship

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Rex - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!
Adagio - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You're just annoyed? lol
MasonR - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook! 555!
Stray Pooch - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya know, my wife had a colonoscopy a few weeks ago. At least they SAY it was a colonoscopy. This song shows what REALLY happened. I knew it was a plot! Forget the wiretapping, THIS is the real scandal! This fearless exposure deserves all fives!
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Out of this world! Pooch: If this is the real scandal, how can we prove that Bush is involved? To paraphrase Eddie Valiant from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," those nutty ideas could only have come from an alien!
AFW - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Take me to your litre...This is pretty Spacey, Kevin...er, alvin..fives
carol - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
oh my! what else did they poke? 555
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rex adagio mason stray pooch michael AFW and carol
Red Ant - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff Alvin, I've been trying this OS for a while and it is harder than it looks. Give you 5s, up high, 'cause down low, anal probe!
alvin rhodes - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant
PMS - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is just out-of-this-world!
Johnny D - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
5s .... Yeah, those little alien bastards seem like they come from the Procto Nebula.
Tone2dabone - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
way funny!!! I'll be singin' this one at the pub...
Mike Littoris - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
"Alvin" is only 1 letter away from being "alien" and you seem to know a lot about this subject. If those alien bastards come from Procto Nebula, do they get here on the "Alien Rhodes"?
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
All I have to say, is if they take me, they better not return me. . .nice one Alvin
alvin - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, johnny, tone, mike and dave
KarK - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO. 555. Had me "beaming" all the way through! "people seized and gettin' stunned traumatized and moribund" -- class A pacing and excellent wording.

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