It's reaching that ne plus ultra
When you feel you can't stand to
Decide from hundreds of channels
Upon that idiot's lantern,
Even with on-screen programme guides
And multicasting in addition;
It's enough to leave you wondering--wondering
If there's alternatives....

CHORUS:
Wisconsin Dells--@ least you deserve it!
Wisconsin Dells--'cause psychiatry can cost so much;
Better to have some serious fun
Than to imitate it--
Wisconsin Dells....

Anti-psychotics can be damaging
To the body and the mind,
Not to mention quite expensive;
I'd be the first to suggest
That you probably need some change
Of scenery away
From that annoying idot's lantern--and may
I suggest thus:

(repeat CHORUS)