well, she went to mass on sunday
to be sure that she was blessed
but the day was mighty blust'ry
blowin' strong from the northwest
and a sudden blast just caught her
sneakin' in and up behind
and that woman zoomed up
man, she really climbed

well, she shrieked and shouted "yahoo"
sister floats in air, surprised
when that gust took her, impromptu
and she breezed into the skies
she went soarin' past the convent
and it really blew her mind
it was quite a scene
not one you often find

could it be her little wimple
was the means that put her there ?
just enough to make it simple
to just rush into the air ?
well, a flight, she's takin'
and up, she's stayin'
how does she make it ?

do wimples do it ?
do wimples do it ?
do wimples do it ?