In her first year at her college
She was looking at all the guys
There were fats and nerds and jocks and kings
There were Matts and Bills and Xings
The first night there she got a buzz
And then she messed around
The night was hot and her sheets were dry
Until, on him, she came down

You see she's been through college with so many dates
But she still hasn't found a mate
When you're in college no one remembers your name
Cause there's all those people who will make you feel pain

After 2 years at Texas State
She met a guy whose hair was red
After 3 years of continuous dates
She showed the guy to her bed
And what happened next was that they had sex
The relationship was dead

You see she's been through college with so many dates
But she still hasn't found a mate
When you're in college no one remembers your name
Cause there's all those people who will make you feel pain

In her last year she let herself run free
Cause she wanted someone to meet
There were fats and nerds and jocks and kings
There were Matts and Bills and Xings
This girl is a beauty with her face covered up
Because of the lack of love
Inside her body lies a heart made of gold
But the guys just see what's above

You see she's been through college with so many dates
But she still hasn't found a mate
When you're in college no one remembers your name
Cause there's all those people who will make you feel pain