Song Parodies -> "I Kneed You"

Original Song Title:

"I Need You"

Original Performer:

"I Kneed You"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

From a fun-knee idea by Claude Prez. Thanks, dude, but this does not
count as co-authorship.

We played with class
We played with pride
But still you kicked our ass and
Coaches cried

At our rematch
I let you make the catch
And then I tackled you aggressively
Aggressively, aggressively

I kneed you
Took my helmet to your groin and then I kneed you
Heard a grunt and then a doink
You know I kneed you
I kneed you
I kneed you
Get an icepack on your thing
Because I kneed you
I kneed you..........

On every play
They tossed the ball your way
I made a beeline for the carrier
And on you came
Trying to win the game
And I dove straight into your pair, sir
"Does that hurt? Does that hurt???"

I kneed you
At the bottom of the pile you know I kneed you
That's the Oakland Raiders' style
You know I kneed you
I kneed you
I kneed you
Drove my fist into your thing
And then I kneed you
Try soprano when you sing because
I kneed you
I kneed you
I kneed you
Took my helmet to your groin and then I kneed you
Heard a grunt and then a doink
You know I kneed you
I kneed you
I kneed you
Get an icepack on your thing
Because I kneed you
I kneed you
I kneed you.......

�Bob Gomez 2003 "We've got a player down on the field--he seems to be
pointing to his---er....."

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Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

You didn't knead me for this Bob. I mean need. Don't know the original but since it was funny AND mentioned me in the prologue I voted anyway; fives

Bob Gomez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Claude. I say take this and make up a song about a massage therapist. It would make a nice followup to your porno star song. By the way, the original of this is one of the great love songs of the 70's or any decade--one of America's greatest hits. d;:^)

Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Im' throwing a 5,4,4 flag on this play. Plus 15 yards for the good.

Meriadoc - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

The "dove straight into your pair, sir" line was the best!

Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

This song is a HIT! Unfortunately it's below the belt.

2nz - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Good work, sir. I liked the simplicity and subtle use of the word 'kneed'. I'm really new, so any pointers on how to get noticed, in the internet music nerd seeking more internet music nerds kind of way? My stuffs pretty bad, so don't read it...ever. I wouldn't want anyone's brain to melt. And so I don't end a comment for YOUR song by talking about MYSELF, did you have any personal experience that inspired this parody?

Bob Gomez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Yes, but I can't talk about it just yet. It's too painful. Hmm...How to get noticed? Write what's funny to you. If it actually makes you laugh, then there's bound to be a few of us at least who think it's funny too. Good luck--welcome to the club of mocking nerds. d;:^)

Adagio - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob, how right you are about if our own parodies make us laugh, some others will find it funny too. My greatest success so far was a parody of mine that made ME laugh.

Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob Gomez RULES. But, Bob, there ain't no one for to give you no pain like the group America. Just ask the alligator lizards in the air in the Tropic of Sir Galahad.

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