Rust cat, rust cat, car head light,
Run to the left then jump to the right.
Now the tires your head be a squeezin'
Rust cat woozy. rust cat slammed.
Like a litterbug,
Out on the highway span.
Lost a kidney,
He's flat and so skinny.

He got hurled and he twirled, he got mangled,
Zingin' and tinglin' all tangled.
Has nine lives got seven used up.
It looks like rust cat flub.

Crippled his bacon, out in the breeze,
All clammy and woozy.
Funny, he's so used to near misses,
He's such a mess and he hisses.

Though his foot work was fancy,
Rubbin' on tires,
Muffler's a shuffler, ow.
Skinned up his nose,
It still wiggles,
This song makes you giggle.

He got hurled and he twirled, he got mangled,
Zingin' and tinglin' all tangled.
Has nine lives got seven used up.
It looks like rust cat flub.