through the woods she wandered blindly
and she found herself distressed
at a cottage she knocked kindly
and then through the door she pressed
though she knew she shouldn't oughta
to the table she did climb
there was porridge there
and it was suppertime

but the first bite burned her mouth through
sister goldilocks got wise
but the second was a cold stew
and it failed to appetize
one bowl left, she leapt upon it
it was just right she did find
so she sat right down
and on that bowl she dined

there was a chair there in the middle
it was such a giant chair
so she moved on just a little
second one had room to spare
so the third she splayed on
it started swayin'
the chair was breakin'

well, she thought she'd sleep the day through
sister goldilocks surmised
but the first bed was to hard to
find much comfort where she lies
second try she was despondent
way too soft for her behind
but the third was keen
and there she did unwind

but the bears showed in the middle
of her nap and found her there
and they growled at her a little
bet your life,she sure was scared
out the door, she's breakin'
her screams a-brayin'
and tracks a-makin'

to home she was cruisin'
to home she was cruisin'
to home she was cruisin'