Revealing Sister Mary Victoria's secret.

Nun should be seeing that!! LOL So that's where the Victoria Secret's "WINGS" are based from...LOL again!

Sounds like it was worth a little bout in the confession booth...A tease to please, for sure..I liked the way you told just enough, but not all..

I'm not in the habit of commenting on secular hymns, however, in this case I've made an exception--for you see, YOU HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FRICKIN' UNDERVESTMENTS OFF!

Hey Gaetano, where canna I finda this a church? I'd a like a to do some a bit a inVESTMENTs. This a beats a the bingo alla way to a the confessional. Unda da See we get a to look unda and see.

Now class class CLASS! This has class...

Are you going to mention the writing of this song in confessional this week?

Hey, who shut off the microphone? .... cut off rest of comment, to-wit(ty): Mis-guessed the title again -- d'oh, me - was expecting you to be trying on your sister's underwear, which would be another cool switch on TOS. Now say 555 Hail Marys for this sin-fully funny song, and I don't mean 60-yard passes of a pigskin.

Mark - I always wondered about those wings. LOL - Thanks.

Farce - Bliss me Father, er I mean bless. Thanks buddy.

Sister Chastitty - Sorry I missed it - the ones I saw were somewhat covered. Thanks. =;-)

Father Guido - Why you dog, you. Stick to the bingo please.

Sister Elephant - Instant classic? Thanks.

Father Testudines Chelonia - Yes Father, I shell confess at the earliest possible time. And no I can't do one on wearing a female sibling's underwear since Alvin Rhodes has made that distinction already. I will not even attempt to steal his thunder.

Not the best "habit" to get into, is it? Immorally good, Guy! ;D

OMR - What once were vices have now become habits. I fear that our parody character will no longer be able to recover from a bad case of the "peeps". Thanks.

Whoever or whatever your higher power is please pray for our wayward character.

Perhaps, a la "Sister Act", they were lounge singers in disguise... :-P

Bil. - I think it is more like "sisters acting up". II write this stuff mainly because I'm a recovering Catholic. I've done a few Catholic prodies. The portfolio is still a work in progress. Thanks for the comment. I try to keep them light and humorous so I don't step on too many toes. They need to be SNL funny to be efective.

555 Hail Marys and the Pater Noster you heathen.

(ABC S/T) Nice to read this satire! Great work, Guy! You sure have great taste when it comes to 60's/70's rock! Gotta be careful not to sing this type of song in the Philippines, or I'm headed for deep trouble! But I'm not in the Philippines, so I can say it's sinfully funny! Blessing and baptizing you with 5's!

(ABC) One of my favs, done to one of my fav America songs!!

How did you do that little symbol between the stanzas? I thought I had a bunch of nats on my screen-awesome. . .good parody of one of those songs that its hard to hate.

ABC (ST): Never heard the original song before, but this was an excellent parody about peeping toms. Great work!

Great job here Guy you perv. You're into some kinky stuff.

Dave - I was totally unaware of that symbol being on my parody when I entered it and I am clueless on how it got there. I did manage to find out what it seems to be. It is a single quote mark. I scanned for it by doing first a search on the back single quote mark that is below the tilda in the upper right corner of the keyboard - nada. Then I scanned for the single quote mark that is under the double quote on the keyboard and it matched the search.

On most things a search can be conducted by simply pressing the CTRL key simultaneously with the letter "F". You get a popup screen that allows for search criteria to be entered and it will search up and down the text of most documents depending on whether you select "previous" or "next"..

I didn't search for it in the "alt keypad" range of characters since I found it on the keyboard, but if you want an additional 256 characters that you can enter this site will map all of the alt keypad characters. Use the link below to get all the values for the alt keypad characters

http://fsymbols.com/keypad

To use this feature simply look up the number of the symbol you want to use and make sure that your num lock is on. Then press the "ALT" key and without realeasing it type in the four digit code. When finished remove pressure from the "ALT" key and the character that belongs to the number you entered will appear in your text. NOTE - only the numbers on the right side of the keyboard will work for this. The numeric character set at the top of the keyboard will not work. Thus the term ALT Keypad.

(ABC5) Maybe it was the antiquated grammar, but I had a hard time figuring out what the supposed "sin" was. Maybe that was the point, playing off Christians who kinda take the whole sinning thing a little bit too far. Who knows? Still worth a 555 for the very well done writing and pacing.

(ABC S & T) Can't believe I didn't comment on this before... I can't imagine looking at anyone else's panties but my own, unless they're still packaged or are at Victoria's Secret. Still very good. Have some fives.

(ABC Tournament) Sinfully sexy!

SirGuy, somehow this one simply got past me ? ? ? You know how much I love those CatLicker parodies . . . Now can we have one where MonSigneur wears his Chaps ? ?

I'm so glad I'm not catholic... very clever title sub. 555