Song Parodies -> "Wedded to That Gorilla"

Original Song Title:

"Ready For Camarillo"

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Original Performer:

"Wedded to That Gorilla"

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The Lyrics

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are the original lyrics.

Am I wedded to that gorilla
My bed is spinnin' fast
I have some flickered fadin' memory
Of boozin' until gassed

Can't fault my selection
Her looks are so demure
My problem's that I'm such an easy lay
I fear my choice was premature

Sought to bind the distance
Between apes and humanity
But what befell me, what's to gain
I'll be livin' in a tree

If I scream she'll think I'm fickle
Such a queasy mate I'll seem
I'm gonna booze until she's someone else
Like a Spice Girl or Supreme
Spice Girl or Supreme

[instrumental]

In our tree she feeds me pickles
In her beastly way, she's twee
I'm gonna soon excell my Tarzan yell
Till I find the ape in me
Find the ape in me

Lord, just about wedded
Yeah, just about wedded
Can you hear our vows?
Ape wedded
Ape and I wedded
Huh, ape yours

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Meriadoc - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment

Sounds like a morning after with a vengeance. Maybe you could follow up with "Apeman" by the Kinks.

BTW, Ambrosia did something besides Nice, Nice, Very Nice?

Rob Arndt - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment

555 bananas!

Porfle Popnecker - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments!

John Barry - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment

Sound like you've got a monkey on your back.

Porfle Popnecker - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment

Yes, and I'm going bananas over it.

Andy Primus - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Could have been worse - you could have married Jocelyn Wildenstein. Google her name and take a look at the images that come up if you don’t know who she is.

Porfle Popnecker - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andy--as fate would have it, I did a parody about her back in January! Here's the link: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/u251.shtml

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