Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Arnold Reigns in All of California"

Original Song Title:

"It Never Rains in Southern California"

Original Performer:

Albert Hammond

Parody Song Title:

"Arnold Reigns in All of California"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I'm resubmitting this with the correct name, Arnold, which I messed up yesterday; If it was about anybody else, I might not care as much, but I admire Arnold, the governor of California.
He was born on July 30, '47
Mr. Universe and Olympia, too
He had dreams of opportunities, TV breaks and movies
They came true, they came true

Chorus:
And now Arnold reigns in all of California
And the terminator never is a bore
Now Arnold reigns in California
And boy, he can charm ya
To the core, to the core

Pumping Iron, and Total Recall
He's never been out of work at all
But he has been in big screen brawls
Now this is his home

Now Arnold reigns in California
And boy, can he charm ya
To the core, to the core

Will you tell the folks back home he really made it
Tons of offers, some of them he didn't take
And he married quite a lady
That ain't no Raw Deal, baby
He got a break, he got a break

(Repeat Chorus)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stuart McArthur - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce! we are synchronised this week - this song and Moonshadow - what's your star sign?? btw I couldn't find this on yesterday's submissions - and nice work, as usual - 555
Royce Miller - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
well thanks, Stuart, I'm a twisted Gemini; and I'm glad you didn't see yesterday's, I asked Chuck to take it off, I made such a stupid error, calling Arnold "Albert", a time or two, a major derailing of my mind
Guy - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I like Arnold too. Fine tribute, Royce.
nally - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the original at all, but I read it anyway since I am a California resident. On a personal note I don't care for Arnold, but I must say that this was well written.
John Jenkins - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Royce. He is a big improvement over the politician who preceded him.
Stuart McArthur - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
well you can't be too self-conscious, Royce, mentioning it here anyway for our amusement - an Albert Schwarzenegger might have sued though, I guess....
Linda - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Arnold Rocks California, good song, great pacing, 555's!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/alberthammond10.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1087