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Song Parodies -> "What Blows Up..."
Original Song Title:
"What Goes Up..."
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alan Parsons Project
Parody Song Title:
"What Blows Up..."
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
What blows up, must rain down
What explodes must fall
And in the john, cherry bombs
Ignite the bathroom stall
If caught in the hall
During the middle school roll call
And don't have a pass
I need an alibi for class
What blows up, must rain down
While I stand alone
And in the john, Mr. Klein
Is talking on the phone
If caught in the hall
While sits the principal, in stall
And don't have a pass
Then my posterior is grass
[instrumental]
How did he reach the sewer
How could I know the floor wasn't secure
How did he reach the sewer
When the thunder I made
While igniting the scene
Caused a fissure that swallowed him
Sitting astride the latrine
What blows up, must rain down
What explodes, must rebound
What gets flushed, must turn brown
What explodes must fall
And in the john, cherry bombs
Ignite the bathroom stall
If caught in the hall
During the middle school roll call
And don't have a pass
I need an alibi for class
What blows up, must rain down
While I stand alone
And in the john, Mr. Klein
Is talking on the phone
If caught in the hall
While sits the principal, in stall
And don't have a pass
Then my posterior is grass
[instrumental]
How did he reach the sewer
How could I know the floor wasn't secure
How did he reach the sewer
When the thunder I made
While igniting the scene
Caused a fissure that swallowed him
Sitting astride the latrine
What blows up, must rain down
What explodes, must rebound
What gets flushed, must turn brown
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This parody was a blast- 555!!!
That reminds me - I still have a few thousand more bits of the neighbor's 4th of July fireworks to pick up out of my yard...
Thanks for the comments! May the good Lord take a likin' to ya and blow ya up real soon.
Haven't seen a real cherry bomb in years. I guess that put an end to that particular form of vandalism.
I don't think I ever saw a cherry bomb at all. I was content with Black Cat firecrackers. Of course, they had more powder in them when I was a kid and you could blow stuff up with them pretty well.
The new firecrackers can't even blow themselves up.
They're kind of like party poppers.
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