[Verse 1: Stephen]
Giving rat some cheese is the cat's biggest claw.
Cartoons with the Mousie, may lend you a paw.
Pete was the biggest mouser, catching their friend,
Luckily, the alien's saucer, landed on his head.
It's the same old cartoon, same old Mickey Mouse, my friend.
It's the same old cartoon, same old Mickey Mouse,
my friend.

[Verse 2: Stephen]
Donald's been a quacker, his temper's so rough,
They never let him show why his acting was tough.
Daisy is his girl duck, who's driving him mad.
She's very disappointed in Donald who's bad.
It's the same old cartoon, same old Donald Duck,
my boy.
It's the same old cartoon, the same old cartoon,
And the same old Donald Duck...

[Bridge: Stephen]
Goofy comes a runnin', sleeping on the sun-nin',
Pluto starts a beggin', for a treat they're sellin',
All we see is boring, we just keep a snorin',
We still like the cartoon with this silly mousey, ah yeah.

[Verse 3: Stephen]
When the mouse gets into trouble, the rescue he'll save,
Pete was a mouse-napper, he doesn't behave,
Minnie Mouse was his girl, that was saving his back,
They danced the night away, ate the rest of the snack.
That's the same old cartoon, the same old Mickey Mouse, my man.
That's the same old cartoon, the same old cartoon,
The same old Mickey Mouse, yo!