[Verse 1]
Wally Watchers, Always Finding All The Others,
'Til I Talked To Odlaw Yesterday.
He Said, That You Were Filming,
I Was Looking In The Building,
Planning Evilness To Ruin The Day,

I Met Wizard Whitebeard, A Guy Who Hasn't Been Here,
All The Times I Never Heard Him Say,
All The Best Things I Looked For, Was Old King Cole, And A Soda,
But Then I Started To Find Wally, Today.

Waldo Watching, Is Thing I'd Do When The Bad Man Go Out At Play,
They Say, Hey, Mr. Toucan, Make The Person Get A Loopin',
And You'll Swing Like You Did Today.

So I Took A Big Swing, And Started To Sing,
With A Dog That I Wouldn't Call It Bluff.
Was It Me Who's Barking,
Cause You Know That He Was Barking,
And I Know That Finding Him Was Tough.

[Chorus]
Hey, People! Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof? Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
I Must Know Where He Is.
There He Is.

[Verse 2]
Government Came And Took My Puppy, With A Cat That's Looking For Me,
There Was Three Little Policeman At The Crazy Ball Game,
When I Notice They Would Look Back At Me.

I Was A Waldo Loser, Never Made It With A Puppy,
'Til Ol' Donald Has Detected To Me.
Then Ol' Ronald McDonald In The House Called McDonald's,
Sent Me To A Place I'd Eat, That's Sweet!

Waldo Watching, Is A Thing I'd Keep Doing When The Bad Man Keep Going Out At Play,
They Say, Hey, Mr. Toucan, Where's The Person With a Loopin',
Who Swung Like He Did Today?

I Had to Take A Big Swing, And Started To Sing,
With A Dog That I Would Never Call Bluff.
Was It Me Who's Barking,
Cause You Know That He Was Barking,
And I Was Just On The Search For Woof.

[Chorus]
Hey, People! Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof? Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
Where Is Woof?
I Must Know Where He Is!
There He Is.

[Instrumental Outro]